...and asks for two tickets.
The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies: "Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema."
The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers and the chicken sticks its head out to watch the film.
Seated next to him is Jessica. She looks over at his lap, horrified. She elbows her friend Mei and whispers: "Psst... Mei, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!"
Mei whispers back: "Oh, don't worry about it. You've seen one, you've seen them all."
Jessica says: "I know lahh...BUT THIS ONE IS EATING POPCORN!!!"
