Life after the Batman trilogy

It's a tough economy. Take it easy, folks.

One billion Chinese people

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

- A. Whitney Brown

The day Batman shopped at Walmart

 

Guess who came to the Walmart next to my apartment?

What kind of a children's book is this?!?!

As I was shopping at one of those retail stores that like to put up a sign that reads "CLOSING DOWN SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO" for about two or three years, I stumbled upon this curious children's book for a dollar...

Triple-boob mutant whore, 22 years on

A close friend of mine passed away a few days ago. He was the one who last commented on this blog.

Worst Cinema Seat & View. Ever.

"But mister... even though I'm just a contest winner, don't I deserve a better seat?"

The Creation Of A Pussy

   Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
   Created a pussy to their design.
   First was a butcher, smart with wit,
   Using a knife, he gave it a slit...

A pigment of your imagination?

I wrote this joke article back in May, for a magazine that died before it could even publish its first issue.

Since I didn't die and the article is still here, why not let you guys read it, eh?

The cat that drank eight bowls of water

Did you hear about the cat that drank eight bowls of water?