"Can I help you, sir?"

Guilty as charged.

Although I will donate to the producer behind Midnight Son (2011) who actually confronted pirates on torrent sites and wrote a rather touching plea.

Ready, aim, shoot!

You're obliged to shoot straight with this urinal, that's for sure!

Pardon me for being the Johnny-come-lately in spotting this contraption at my very first Major League Soccer (MLS) match. I was at the BMO Field for the dour 1-1 draw between Toronto FC and Philadelphia Union last weekend...

"You mean it wasn't Javier Bardem in The Possession?!?!"

Separated at birth?: Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

Who was that odd-looking girl in Magic Mike? Jeng jeng jeng...

How did this girl get cast as Channing Tatum's romantic interest in a wide-release picture?

I watched Magic Mike really late in a second run cut-rate cinema because the trailer had me thinking it was a ditsy mainstream rom-com, especially with Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey in it baring butt to a pop tune.

Turns out that was a pretty cleverly cut trailer and that Steven Soderbergh was at the helm, so it had to have *some* artistic merit, even if it were only as substantial as the G-strings that kept these male strippers within the last realms of decency.

For what it's worth, the movie had its moments but I was taken aback with Cody Horn, an actress I'm not familiar with. Unremarkable in stature and appeal, she was piss poor to the point of distraction. How can a girl who looked like this and acted in a role like this get cast as Channing Tatum's romantic interest in a wide-release picture?