Tuesday, September 4, 2012

"You mean it wasn't Javier Bardem in The Possession?!?!"


separated at birth twin brothers
Separated at birth?: Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
I feel kinda stupid thinking all these years that Javier Bardem, the Spanish actor who played a Latino stud in Jamón, Jamón (1992) and also the unforgettable screen villain in No Country For Old Men (2007), simply improved on his American accent and went on to star in movies like The Resident (2011) opposite Hilary Swank and the recent The Possession (2012) opposite Kyra Sedgwick.

Turns out that that actor ain't the oxygen tank psycho I was so sure of, but another actor named Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He's been in Watchmen (2009) and The Losers (2010) but I guess I don't remember him much.

They even have the same throaty, low, booming voice.

I guess I'm too old for this game.

sex with a latino lover
Javier Bardem boning Julia Roberts in Eat, Pray, Love (2010).
SEX WITH STRANGER
Jeffrey Dean Morgan boning Hilary Swank in The Resident (2011).
boning twin
Javier Bardem boning Penelope Cruz in Jamón, Jamón (1992)
separated twin
Jeffrey Dean Morgan boning Olga Kurylenko in TV's Magic City.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan with Hilarie Burton.
Real life lovers: Javier Bardem with Penelope Cruz and Jeffrey Dean Morgan with Hilarie Burton.
Penelope Cruz with Javier Bardem
Real life lovers: Jeffrey Dean Morgan with Hilarie Burton and Javier Bardem with Penelope Cruz.