Life after the Batman trilogy

It's a tough economy. Take it easy, folks.

One billion Chinese people

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

- A. Whitney Brown

The day Batman shopped at Walmart

 

Guess who came to the Walmart next to my apartment?

What kind of a children's book is this?!?!

As I was shopping at one of those retail stores that like to put up a sign that reads "CLOSING DOWN SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO" for about two or three years, I stumbled upon this curious children's book for a dollar...

Triple-boob mutant whore, 22 years on

A close friend of mine passed away a few days ago. He was the one who last commented on this blog.

Worst Cinema Seat & View. Ever.

"But mister... even though I'm just a contest winner, don't I deserve a better seat?"

The Creation Of A Pussy

   Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
   Created a pussy to their design.
   First was a butcher, smart with wit,
   Using a knife, he gave it a slit...