Do you know what's wrong with these pretzels?

Pretzels... or are they?

Do you know what's not quite right with these pretzels that are being sold in this cinema I just went to?

They're fake!

Yep, that's right. The cinema is so frugal, these are mere display units. They'll only start microwaving some from the freezer after you've placed your order and confirmed what flavour you'd like to have.

Yet, they've recently just gone 100% digital.

Well, it's just another day, another dollar at the good ol' Cinestarz Mississauga. By the way, they're not bad tasting.

Take it easy, folks.