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| Sharknado poster at the American Film Market 2012, I think. |
I can't remember which came first - the fake Hurricane Sandy news about sharks having landed on people's backyards, or this news from the American Film Market about an actual movie from mockbuster schlock house The Asylum.
Previous credits include
Almighty Thor, Transmorphers: Fall of Man, Sunday School Musical, Titanic II, Nazis At The Center Of The Earth and
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.Funnily enough, recently I've watched a spate of dodgy shark movies -
Shark Night (2011),
Bait 3D (2012) and even
Tintorerra (1977).
That really got me in the mood, so I went to the supermarket and got me some shark meat...
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Pretty cheap, compared to other oily fish of the same kind.
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| Who's the apex predator now, huh huh huh? |
Catch you later, folks. If I die of mercury poisoning, it's been nice knowin' ya.
